Peep this:
Puff Daddy, Diddy, Sean Combs, whatever you want to call him…is bitching that he has to fly COMMERCIAL because he can’t afford the fuel for his private jet.
If mentioning the price of arugula makes you elitist, WTF does this make you?
Oh wait, I know. A big stupid jerkface.
We all remember Larry Craig, yes? I mean, how could you forget, really?
This made me laugh so hard.
Good morning! I’m feeling a bit lazy today, so while I get hot on the trail of finding things to entertain/inform you, please enjoy this video:
Jesus jumpropin’ Christ. I lol’d at that one.
Disclaimer: JordanSays cannot be held accountable for eyeballs gouged out or vomit expelled forcefully, possibly damaging personal belongings.
Ahh, I love this guy. He is either a comedic genius (and I’m sincerely hoping that this is his version of comedy and not just an overwhelming display of douchebaggery) OR a MILF hunter of an entirely new breed.
Either way, he’s hilarious.
A king penguin in Norway has received Norwegian knighthood. “Sir” Nils Olav lives at the Endinburgh zoo in Scotland, and is the third penguin to be bestowed the honor . If Norway is using the same requirements for knighthood as England, what does that say for Bono and Elton John? What does that say for the rest of us as well? Oh poop.
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