Archive for the ‘DOTD’ Category
Written August 19th, 2008 at 10:31am in DOTD, Sports

Today’s dumbass: Chinese baseball catcher Yang Yang. In an ugly 9-1 loss to Team USA yesterday, Yang Yang acted like a true dumbass.

The game was getting away from the Chinese as the late innings started to approach and the US holding a 4-0 lead. The Chinese pitchers apparently upset at their losing started to hit the US batters where they ended up hitting 5 US players during the duration of the game.

US center fielder Nate Schierholtz was hit in the 6th inning by Chen Kun. Schierholtz eventually made it to third-base. A shallow pop fly to center field by Terry Tiffee allowed Schierholtz to attempt to score on a tag. He ran into and obliterated Chinese catcher Yang Yang as a sort of redemption and then touched home plate to score. Schierholtz’s actions upset the Chinese and Yang Yang to the point where his teammates had to hold him back.

US right fielder Matt LaPorta was then intentionally hit in the head with a pitch thrown from Chen Kun who was immediately ejected.

Batting in the top of the 9th with the Chinese losing 9-0, Yang Yang hit a home run. He then proceeded to run the bases with his fist in the air as if he had just won the World Series with a home run in the bottom of the 9th in Game 7. When he reached home plate he stomped on it as if trying to send a resounding statement to the world.

Hey, dumbass, you lost 9-1 and were demolished at home plate by a freight train because your pitchers can’t control where they throw a baseball. I don’t condone unsportsmanlike conduct but I regret that Schierholtz didn’t hit you harder. If you get a chance to see the highlights of this game, please do.

First the whiny Swedish wrestler and now this. What’s the trend with dumbasses at the Olympics lately?

Written August 16th, 2008 at 1:42pm in DOTD

Today’s dumbass of the day is Jennifer Rosenburg.

Rosenburg gets the honors for having her 12-year-old daughter drive her to the bar. Apparently this Texas woman was celebrating her birthday and needed a ride to the saloon. I know, Jennifer, sometimes you just can’t wait to get your drink on. Even if it means having your baby drive your skank ass to the bar. It’s perfectly acceptable. Really.

Cops found out the little girl was driving after they pulled her over…after she ran the minivan into the family’s house in her attempt to park the car.

Rosenburg has been charged with felony child endangerment. If convicted, she faces maximum of two years in prison.

Do I even really need to elaborate on WHY this woman is a dumbass? She’s lucky that little girl didn’t get killed.

Written August 15th, 2008 at 8:12am in DOTD, News

Today’s dumbass: Scott Allen Atkinson. So, who exactly is this three-named character and why is he today’s dumbaass you ask? Scott Allen Atkinson, 46 of Los Angeles, California, was sentenced to two years in prison for animal cruelty and threatening his girlfriend’s life.

After killing the cat, Scott told his girlfriend to “follow the blood trail to find Tweety”. The cat was never found, however, blood was found in the apartment. Anyone else see a sick twisted Hollywood story coming out of this?

His actions earned him the DOTD award. His girlfriend should earn one as well for naming a cat Tweety. Am I the only one who still enjoys a classic cartoon now and again?